Hehehehe...

Got my bold and italic font inserters back because installed an updated version of my browser... that i deleted accidently quite some time ago.



Davey's jealous (though he's not showing it) that two articles i submitted came out and his didn't. I am also getting a silver cert. for having full attendance at school for three years and i won second place in a scrabble competition (nothing big actually, inter-class only {expecting first actually [again]}) Going to Petrosains soon, more like this monday and hoping it's fun, everyone says it is but i'm not to sure when you're going with a teacher. Next wednesday is my last day of school i think. Just have to come that day for prize presentation and then when PMR (opps! i said the taboo word) results come out. Really want to get full A's for this second major examination which actually has no value but is a "self assessment"



Sad to say, i went to the mall with Davey (yesterday after school) eventhough he tried to beat me up for something he caused himself. He behaved at the mall, not wanting to mess up his already tainted reputation... but did anyway when he when shopping for clothes (you don't want to know the details). Did nothing the whole time until his mum picked us up. Everything after that was history....



At school, for the first time we had dodge ball (got the inspiration from the movie). Only three of us at first but later about 5 more came. Quite hard to play cause we weren't in a gym or wnclosed hall but we were playing outdoors. Kept throwing the darn ball towards the basketball court. Luckily the players were "kind" enough to kick it back at us.



Thats all today cause i'm going out now. No list or anything special today but visit my website for my updated profile. Will change music soon. Chowz!

Yowza!!!

My mum is getting angry that all i'm doing now that i'm home is sleep, eat and computer stuff. She did although, treat me to Shakeys last last night, and then last night my dad brought me out for supper. They must have some kind of conspiracy under their sleaves.



Anyway, i'm trying to make them happy by studying extra hard next year. This time i'm starting from the begining of the year and not like this year where i only study just before the exams starts (don't follow what i do, cause lots of stress). Not totally bull sh*t actually as most of you would be thinking. I really want to do well when i'm in the science stream (sudden inspiration comes from successful people i read about, mostly rich ones). I'm also wanting to find a job during the holidays but i don't want those low paying, floor srubbing types. I wanna be a manager... hahaha like as if thats possible (if you know of any vacancies, i have my resume ready. You know... Ph.D{$3000 one} and stuff).



My mum says that the son of a friend of hers got a monthly type of job with high pay because he was doing some kind of computer course (What does he know... HAHAHa) Wish i went for some of these kind of courses (that don't teach much but provide the papers), then i could get a job like that. For the mena time i'll do what i do best (read the first paragraph).



Chowz... getting tired, no list today (i think my blogs are getting shorter!!!



Check my profile at my website, ive updated!!! I'll change the song soon too!!!

I'm Back.....

On Request.... i'm here again to make fun of Davey, if you still remember him, and everyone else i got pissed by!!!! I'll continue with my infamous list of why Davey sucks... so please wait in line and be patient!



Sorry for not posting all my valuable information since PMR, stop to study for a while then got lazy after that. Now that i got the time, i think i'll continue with my blog (hope everything still working...)



Can you smell the fragrance of freedom in the air cause it's wonderful (Though finished all my computer games during PMR LOL). PMR is over for good (i hope, cause you knowlah about soalan BOCOR B.S.). Not doing anything at the moment but going to school and helping teachers with Post-PMR activities (actually not helping but being forced). Also joining Scrabble tournament and a trip to Petrosains sometime soon.



SU party (for form 5s that are leaving next year) was like last Saturday, quite fun cause got water balloons and whip-cream and the rest you should be quite familiar with... Had a stupid game of "truth or dare" which involved kissing dogs, eating gross stuff and running around the neighboorhood screaming.....!!!!! had delicious food but no chance to whack Davey in a game of "Public Canning". Davey being late as usual, arrived 1 hour before the party ended, stuffed himself with food, violently interupted people talking and then left for the pub (oklah not that bad but he did arrive late)



You would think after so long of not posting i would have alot to say but youre WRONG cause i don't. So i'll leave you with THE list...



Davey sucks because

- He likes the teachers everyone hates

- He came late for the party

- Stuffed himself

- Did card tricks but didn't teach me

- and then left

- We didn't get a chance to perform the "Opening Ceremony"

- And closing ceremony

- because He wasn't there early enough

- i've nothing else to say

- he just does...



Chowz! from The Emperor

Hello......

If youre asking why i never blog for so long you must be stupid (not as stupid as vasant and/or Davey) PMR is in less than three weeks more man... need to shove and chuck everything into my brain!!! So tired lately eventhough i sleep so much, must be stress or something. try to study only feel tired but go to sleep headache.



Last time nobody cares if how many As you get in exam... Got A good for youlah, if don't have too bad. Nowleh, dont have die ah...!!! The weird thing is, i also want A. Since getting good greds in standard three, anything lower than 75 is bad (but still get of course) especially in English (i think i got cry before for getting 91 because lose to a guy who got 92) Whats has become of these world. I never believed in tuition but suddenly i also feel like going cause everyone else is, and i thought handphones were the "in" thing! Like as if studying so fun or something... winning islah, but still? Don't have to study until like HELL right? right? ...........



This vasant ar.. i can start a list for him alsolah... worst than Davey. Disturb peoplelah, touchlah, squeezelah, pinchlah, punchlah, whacklah.... Iddiot person betul. Everyday he punch me, i say something back... he gets angry, then punch me again. Sucker betul. Must be his government type "Iddiocracy" or maybe "Iddiotnism"



In the middle of class can start punching me... somemore his mum is a teacher (our Geografi teacher somemore) Nutz betullah, so tired of looking at him already. he will laugh at my insults to him, ......then punch me and say youre so funny.



Anyway Davey asked me to take his blog link of my site.... i'm just helping him get more traffic to his site. If it gets famous maybe he could charge people that view his blog. I dont know what he's so afraid of..........



actually i do, he's afraid of people who go to his site and clicks the link to his girlfriend's blog... you knowlah who.....!!!! heheheh lol (he's going to kill me)



Chowz man not time for list but promise after PMR...!!!

So long no post!!

Sorry about not posting but too busy, tired or stressed out to do it... Anywayz got back most of my exam papers already. Got 2 Bs and 1 C. So horrible cause the C was Sejarah. How can? Biasa not like that, only get C for seni and moral. But this time got A for Seni "pula". Neverminelah, can go Science stream already i think, unless they are counting PMR results as well. Maybe both also included! Hope they count seni and moral for markah keseluruhan if not rugi cause won't maintain my 4th position (but PMR no chancelah). Need to study more, PMR 1 month more (got signboard in my school that says so) Actually i don't even know how long PMR will last. All i know is we already got plans after PMR like visits (not trips, you know what i mean) to Petrosains and stuff!!! Got Badminton, football and chess also if i want to go. Should have signed up fr masakan as well :) !!!



Now my PAK getting stricter because need good results to stay in (Davey would say just quitlah). One thing goodleh is we are making new collar pin and stuff like that (actually wanted to change badge but afterwards Librarians "marah"). The best thing is if got good results, teacher sponsor for the collar pin (expensive you know!).



In the first place, i didnt want to join any lembaga until form 4 but because i thought got power and protection in this lembaga so i join... laterleh find out the "protection" is quiting and someone else got chosen as multimedia AJK!!! Nevermine, wait for next year!!! Sure got chance cause alot of support and made a good name for myself (evel laugh... cough cough)



Cant say anything (much anyway) bad about Davey cause he saved my skin. Argued with pengawas so he and i no need kena denda... Actually he needed me to be part of his excuse. The story is my class bising during "SILENT reading". I, being so "rajin" help the teacher distribute and handle the reading materials. Davey actually not involved but since he was helping me, he use the excuseloh!!!



I think i'm getting soft cause i used to even answer back teachers... but now pengawas also don't dare! I think because my mum is in my school so have to act like "Kuai Chai" (good boy) Remember, ACT...!!!! Maybe i scared i loose my Jawatan or taint my mum's good name. I even make it a habit to stand straight when the school anthem is playing, although everyone is sitting (Davey hates me for that). Actually not bad if teacher is watching, that's why i got recommended to be Pengawas, like FOUR times!!! Too badlah i already got jawatan, that i enjoy sort of.



My PAK had a meeting today and an ex-PAK cik (get it!!! lol) told us how good it was to be Pak cause pengawas have a lot to do and have to come early, librarians do 5 push-ups for every book misplaced (imagine 20 books) and pengawas sukan has, basically nothing to show off except bad discipline(third class lembaga). My mum said that Pengawas sukan used to be a club not a board, until problems like disciplinary and drugs (in the bilik sukan) problems happened. So you knowlah the rest of the story!!!



Gotta go, use internet for very long already (56k modem got bills one you know!!!) Enjoy the music MAN!!!! The Darkness (just like my sun burned skin)

New Stuff!!!

Not really a blog post... just updating u guys with fun... Now there's a comment box to post comments (just in case My Chatterbox goes to the shithole) and there's music!!! thats mostly it but more to come (hope the site doesnt blow up lol)



Use it people cause didnt have any reference... so edited the file for about 2 hours or more... if you think its easy, try it yourself (very hard to understand for a while) There are style sheets that are very interesting and other stuff like cgi transfer and stuff



Chowz and enjoyz!!!

No......!!!

Holiday's almost over! But then on tuesday got merdeka holiday... they should just make monday a holiday also. How are we gonna do count down after going to school, no moodlah! Merdeka day, my church will be having a family day thingy with lots of games and food and prizes. So can't do anything else that day. Good alsolah spend more time with good people as in not corruptive and contaminated like Davey (list has started whether you know it or not)



Went swimming yesterday, did more laps to get buff but doesn't seem to be working. Just getting darker, so besides glasses you'll also see a Darker side of me ;)

Should be able to see properly after i collect them on September 1 or 2, after merdeka



Today's the post rally, any volunteers? Doesn't matter if you didn't come for the actual thing, we would still like to know you better!!! I guess.



Anyway i'm tired of trying to fix the browser problem. First no music, now can't even use green font, bold and italics... not funlah unless i edit the HTML. Darn thang!!!

Besides my browser... i want to blame the website.... and i want to bla..... .... ...



Chowz... i'll leave you with this



Davey sucks cause'

- he just does

- merdeka is coming

- he'd rather be in SINGAPORE

- no one has beaten him up yet, for the above

- i have to use "-" instead of those cool "." fot this list

- davey says my internet connection is the one to blame for that]

- it has nothing to do with internet connection, DUH boy!!!

- it's done :) (no cool stuff so have to use smiley faces)

Yowser!!!

Hello there, again.... I'm beginning to get really frustrated with netscape, SO... i'm installing a new browser. Opera specificly (i dont like IE either) Anywayz, did i post yesterday? i forgot but whatever cause i have good news (for Davey at least)



I'm getting GLASSES!!! Crazy price though... RM 500 over. My fault alsolah cause the frame is worth about RM 200. Nutz man! The Optotrician guy or whatever you call him says that i have astic and power really high (don't feel stronger though, lol) Speaking about Davey i forgot about the list...



Davey SUCKS because



- i can't get my browser to work

- He tries so hard to immitate me squinting my eyes when looking at stuff at a distance

- He didn't come for my Youth Rally (did i put this again?)

- Doesn't allow me to use his computer

- i can't even come to his house in the first place

- Will only allow a particular GIRL to come to his house

- Don't what stuff will happen if she actually comes

- Thats all for the moment (its counted)



Went swimming on tuesday i think and now my shoulders are really hurting. Bad case of sunburn, although i finish almost half the bottle of sunscreen. I should get spf 100!!!! i recommened that too!!! Played badminton today but you knowlah, shoulder sakit. Didn't play too well but had fun anyway cause get to see my old pal Daryl (so much better than Davey of course). We later took out our ProYos (still remember or not, then thing that goes up and down) and show skills. The only skill i showed was kill the dog and tangle the cradle, if you know what i mean!!!



Now playing medal of honour... again!!! cause real bored (sort of) Don't like studying but scare me when i saw the gerak gempur math paper. i guess sooner or later have to study also... teruklah. Don't study also cannot... study also tiring! Let's not talk about it anymore. Scaring myself to death. If not i'll kill myself!!!



Whateverlah chowz! Call me if youre going for post rally!!! Should be fun!

Darn Thang!

Hello again.... Sorry Friday i couldnt post cause really sick...(somemore got exam, added "stuff" to the question paper) came back and straight away slept! Saturday pula, early in the morning left for school already for librarians temu mesra (total waste of my time), then dad came to pick me up but brought me to KL instead of home. He had appointment there with some buisness people types... sort of! Came back real late and couldn't go online.



Yesterday as most of you guys know, got church! Went for lunch, got home... took a quick nap and left for church again at 4 pm.



Had to help with some preparations for our Church Youth's Rally. Quite cool.... but none of my friends came (Daveys fault again cause someones got to take the blame) Honestly though, got alot of chunted chicks there...(bet Davey would be so jealous being a WOMANISER and all) But the best thing was Ps Kenneth Chin from AYA (you should know him) cause really funny and touching at the same time. Quite alot accepted christ (hallelujah) and the praise and worship was totally pumping!!!!



Last year i was in the Youth Rally commitee but this year change places with other people... not so funloh, i must be a workalohic or something... fell worthless if got nothing to do!



Anyway... it's HOLIDAY!!! No plans though... not at the moment at least. Swimming, cycling and badminton maybe... Hope got baseball also but dad telling me that holiday is the time to catch up on my studies!



I just reinstalled my browser and now stupid blogger won't work properly... Won't be using colored fonts for a while until i get this thing fixed!



By the way... there's a prerally this saturday, interested tell me!!!! Chowz and holler!

Sorry and Stuff...

Sorry to all my faithful fans out there... Didn't blog yesterday cause so tired. Studied geography early in the morning although I didn't sleep early the night before.



Surprisingly , Geography didn't seem so hard after all (had 45 minutes after recess to study somemore). Nevertheless, I think there were extra hard questions among the easier ones that I could have gotten wrong. Davey like always, scolded everyone who bothered him, whether directly or not. He goes amok when people just talk in front of him. You knowlah, we can’t talk but he can.



That was yesterday, today we had B. Melayu cause before recess was Chinese whick we don’t take. We had like so long to study but didn’t do much of it! Except Davey of course who finds studying "like" very important . He’s actually very lazy but he’s going on crash course or something. Go tuisyen, buy lots of rujukan books and go home early everyday to study) Lets see if it works when all the results come out.



Being so obsessive and possessive, he didn’t let me pinjam his tatabahasa book... so “kedekut”. It's not like he was using or anything.... Just "pai leng" (decoration). He was studying sastera all the time! He asked me to take the malay dictionary and study during recess, ...and for WHAT? Go around looking stupid? He should do that... oh, i forgot he already does! (Look stupid of course).



Vasant still being the biggest jerk starts punching and touching my back during exam (he's sitting behind me, terrible!) I feel like punching him but always no chance... Wait! After exam he's gonna kena!



Anyway does my comments thingy work? Cause no one is using it! Come onlah use my chatterbox at least... I took so long just to put it there; had to keep changing the HTML and calculating the position! To bad music is still down, at least that’s what my friend said! Somehow though, he says he can hear music on Daveys blog... and I can't!



I have a message board and guestbook at my website (www.geocities.com/usws7589). You guys can use it to chat about anything you want. The best thing is its free! You can also send me stuff or links to put on it! Good service hoh…!!! Remember, FREE!



Chowz!

Ah.....!!!!!

The music is down again (will try different host again)!!!! But at least people can post comments now, i think. Not much happened today.... its just that i made a STUPID mistake in the english paper... again!!! Of course i must relate this uninteresting event to Davey....



He said he made a mistake as well.... but actually his mistake is not a mistake at all.... But tell that to him... he's just making a big fuss out of it. Than when he finds out that its right, he'll be telling everyone "i told you so.......!!!!"



Another fellow.... if you know him, is Vasant. Just another gayboy like Davey. The only difference is Vasant is in the critical stage! He goes around touching guys.... Actually he's not gay come to think of it.... He's BISEXUAL!!! He also calls girls in school Babe and says that they want him. What a Jerk!!! Like who in the world would want him? (unless their desperate)



Luckily i have ways of dealing with these "type" of people. Can't tell my secret traits (can kena from Human Rights!) Thats all i want to say!!! Chowz... holler back (is that how you spell it?)

Today sucks more than Davey

When i say horrible i mean hor...ri...ble....!!! I was like blur when i got the exam paper. Teacher said to start, i looking everywhere to see if can start, so i started 5 minutes late. Then when started to write the essay .... start putting lots of comas and stuff! After that worst stil,l can't understand the question. Must be brain cells dying or something. I know... i'll blame it on Davey! Sains was as bad cause of the new format.... And a lot of stupid mistakes (not only me but the question paper also)! Hope i'll do better tomorrow!



Anyway sorry that some of you can't hear the darkness... i think there's something wrong with my host! I'll try a different host now.... then everyone can enjoy The DARKNESS!!!



Some people.... some peoplelah... say that i write bad stuff about Davey because i'm jealous.... Actually quite true cause there's this girl name Sara....... and....... i.... like....

........

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Nah! davey just SUCKS!!!!



Here's the continuation of why Davey sucks

1. He's three timing his girlfriend
2. Plus he's gay
3. Cut's his hair real horrible
4. Combs it horribly and says its natural (you're right!)
5. Whacks me for writing this
6. Thinks i'll stop writing this
7. and he's right
8. at least for now!

Goodbye! Enjoy.... i'll be putting hoobastank and the rasmus soon! Chowz

Exams.... Ah!!!!!!

Exam was like yesterday and everyone was like freaked out.... except Davey who went around telling everyone about SUPP (Don't know what's that? Go ask Davey!) from Sejarah. He would then tell you who SUPP was and that he learnt about it in tuisyen. Doesn't it OCCUR to him that knowing about SUPP is not a BIG deal! it didn't even come out in the Sejarah question paper!

Continuation of why Davey SUCKS...

1. He can't sing but he wants to!!!
2. My ears bled when he sang (okaylah not that bad...just needs alot of honey)
3. Wants power but doen't want to admit it.
4. When he gets power.... misuses it and boast around
5. Makes people read his BORING blog but won't read mine!
6. Thats all for now... It's Saturday for crying out LOUD. Don't waste your time on the computer...!!!

Visit my website at "www.geocities.com/usws7589" Oh ya.... enjoy the darkness!!

About Davey again!

Guess what Davey did at school... He electrecuted my hand! See, it started like this...



A friend bought this pen from Mid Valley that could electrecute people using batteries. Being so "smart", Davey said that if i held on to a pole grounded to the earth, i would'nt feel a thing. YOURE RIGHT! I held on and he poked softly once. Seeing that i had no reaction... He SLAMMED it in my hand. I got really shocked and he blames me for not holding the pole tight enough. I said why don't you try it and he ran away! The coward he is!



The list of why he sucks continues here:

1. He likes the teachers that everyone else hates!
2. He shouts fei lei ah (rape) and pok mong (taking advantage) when anyone touches him, by accident!
3. Pretends he's from Britain but tells eveyone he's a matsalleh bodoh! (Thats malay duh)
4. Says he wont listen to a specific teacher but then follows her every order
5. (No comment actually) Doesn't want to cut his hair when teacher tells him
6. Cuts his hair when no one says anything
7. After cutting, says he didn't
8. Start again from 5 - 7 Bye!
   
   

Davey SUCKs...

Yo, Shaun is in the house (you'll know me through USWSing Out)...and only for one reason, cause Davey sucks....!!! and i have to release stress! (that makes 2 actually)



I'm trying to beat Davey's blog, but of course no chance cause he has loads of ploblems to share with all you people out there whose all SO free... just like him. Every single day making noise in school about being heart broken not enough... blog also must write...! Very bosanlah... Either that or he's bull s**ting about how much his life sucks! Okaylah not that bad.... it's WORST!



Besides that here's a list of why else he SUCKS

1. He has a weird temper, sometimes over happy (like a nut) other times angry like crazy person
   
   
2. There's no reason behind this "temper"
3. He likes this girl but doesn't dare tell her, so..... he tells me! (I'll help him tell soon)
4. Goes around school shouting "I just wet my pants!"
5. Thinks his the smartest guy in school (especially in the English Subject)
6. Likes to merajuk... Little bit also merajuk!
7. Does embarssing things like farting and burping in public
8. Ask everyone to read "i kissed dating goodbye", but he can be heartbroken
   
   

I'll continue the list next time, gonna get in trouble if i don't! Hope to hear from Davey! Hehehe!